If there was an ice cream named after me, it would have some writing on it that said "It tastes like TIME!" and then some guy would buy it, let's call him Thomas, and he'd be all "omg time!" and he puts it in his mouth and then he's all "wtf this is not time, it's vanilla. This is a fraud!" and then his friend Estelle would go "Yeah, that's why it's called Levian."