Mine would be called "i dunno". So that when people have it and are like,"ZOMG this is good what is it!?" then the other person would say, "i dunno" and then the first person would be like, "but you work for an icecream shop shouldn't you know?" and then the other guy would be like "But I do know its I dunno" then the person would be like "but you just said you knew and then you didn't knew which is it!?" then the store person would be like, "But I do know its I dunno"

and it would go on like that for a while. Which reminds me of that one baseball skit thing where the players are called "I dunno" and "who" an "what" I think.

Edit: well I'm smart its not what would you call it its what would it be. hmmm...... chicken with A.1 sauce icecream anyone?

Edit again: wh00t Steven Colbert goes to my friend's church.