Kingdom Hearts Behind the Scenes

[Dragonface]

~ Before fighting vs Sephiroth ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Riku is that you? *Pulling Sephiroth's hair*
Sephiroth: HE'S PULLING MT HAIR!
Director: CUT! Sora let the hair go.
*Sora lets the hair go*
Director: HE'S NOT RIKU! *Point to Sephiroth* AND YOUR LINES ARE "Beats me." ALL ACTORS BACK TO YOUR PLACE. Sora vs Sephiroth, take two, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Um...beating his meat, didn't know he had one...
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): I'll kill Sora for this!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take three, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Your a$$.
Sephiroth: I didn't know hes behind me.
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): I bloodly never sleeped with Sephiroth.
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take four, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Tifa?
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): o.O
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take five, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Whe...
Cap. Hook: NOT THE OTHER HAND! *Ran over Sora*
Director: CUT! HOOK THIS IS KINGDOM HEART 2 AND YOUR NOT ON IT SO PISS OFF!!!
Cloud (Backstage): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take sex, ACT...
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cloud (Backstage): The Director said sex, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Ha Ha VERY funny, Sora vs Sephiroth, take SIX, ACTION!
Sora: Wheres Cloud?
Sephiroth: Beats me.
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): Oh Yuna gone nude...
Tidus, Wakka & Auron (Backstage): WHAT!?!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take seven, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: um...cloud?
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): Note to self, shoot Sora at his nuts.
Director: We'll better do this the next time we have Sora, BREAK TIME!

OOC: I got more of this but this' getting too long.

OOC(EDIT): Noone post more so I don't want to DP/TP, might as well to add few more...

Director: Right! Everyone back to your place! Now...Sora vs Sephiroth, take 8, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Beats me.
Sephiroth: ...LINE!
Director: CUT! TRY AGAIN! Sora vs Sephiroth, take 9, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres...*Ringing*...hold on...*Start talking on his cellphone* WHAT? But mommy, I don't want to go. *Wineing*
Director: CUT! I OFF TO KILL A FOOLISH WOMAN WHO BE NAMELESS! *Off to find Sephiroth's mother*