Okay, okay so anyway
There's this guy, alright? And he's looking through the wanted ads for a job, you know? 'cause 2006 wasn't exactly the best year in the world for jobs, right? Duh. Anyway, he's looking for a job, oh wait. I forgot to mention one thing right, this dude doesn't have any arms. Armless. Okay so yeah, this guy is looking through the newspaper for a job and he finally finds this one thing, and the ad is all 'WANTED: One energetic young man to ring the bell in Church'. So this dude is all "Hey, I can ring the bell in the church!"
So he gets up and walks all the way across town to the church, gets there, BANGS his head on the door (knock knock knock) and the priest comes to the door and he's like "Yeeeeees my son?" and the armless dude is all "FATHER! I'VE COME TO RING THE BELL! :D"
So the priest is all "Kid, you don't have any arms, so how can you ring the bell?" and the dude is like "Duh, Father, don't you think I woulda thought of that before I came all the way over here to apply? Where's the bell I'll ring it okay?!" and the Priest goes "Okay so you'll have to prove you can ring it." and the dude is all "Okay so where's the bell let me ring"
So they go like WAY up to the top of the bell tower, it's like four flights of stairs up and there's like no escalator or anything you know they have to walk up like the four stories of spiral staircase and they feel like barfing and stuff and they get way up to the top and there's this giant bell there and so the Priest is all "okay then, ring the bell."
So the guy backs way up, like way back and the bell's all the way over there, the armless dude backs way up and then starts RUNNING like face first towards the bell, he runs and runs and sticks his head forward then BANG! Runs straight into the bell face first and the bell goes "BOOOOOOONG..."
So the Priest can't believe it the Priest is standing there like thisso he can't believe it and then he's like "Well, you rang the bell so I guess you can have the job" so the guy is all "YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY I GOT THE JOB"
So anyway everything is going great for about three months, three months everything is fine and every day this guy climbs up four flights of steps, twelve times a day! He has to go up and ring the bell so every time he goes up, stands back and runs, face first into the bell with the BOOOONG!
So, after three months goes by, I mean, the guy looks like a pancake you know? His face is all wrecked up and ugly and stuff BUT he doesn't care because he's raking in the big dough you know? So he doesn't care. So! Three months have gone by, ONE DAY he goes up ring the bell about...3 o'clock in the afternoon, so he's already rung the bell like....uh, a lot of times that day.
So just like he always does, he backs up like always, gets ready, starts to run towards the bell and then BANG! He trips. He falls right past the bell, right out the window, four stories down creamed all over the cement.
So this big crowd of peoples gathering all around him and this one guy crouches down and he's cradling the guys head in his arms 'cause the guys all smashed up over the floor, and this big fat ladies right next to him and she's all "WHO IS IT WHO WHO WHO IS IT WHO FELL FROM THE BELL TOWER?" And the guy who's down cradling the guy, he looks up at her and he goes "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell!"
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Laughing my off ass.
Originally Posted by Iceglow
