Okay, okay so anyway

[fire_of_avalon]

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry. We don't serve breakfast here."

That is my favorite joke in the world.

Also, I don't get the one about the watch. Is it supposed to be a let down like that?

[oddler]

Also, I don't get the one about the watch. Is it supposed to be a let down like that?

I'm glad someone else said that. I felt retarded.

[Tempest]

So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to recommend a drink. The bartender says "a Grasshopper". So the guy orders a Grasshopper. Anyways, on the walk back home, he sees a grasshopper. He says "Hey, you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says "You mean there's a drink named Irving?"

two irish men walk out of a bar......

BWAHAHAH

That was damn funny! :chuckle:

[Dr Aum]

Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first goes up to barman and says, "Three pints of beer please." The barman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve string in here." After breaking the news to his two friends, the second piece of string strides over to the bar and demands, "Three pints of beer please" to which the barman coolly replies, "I'm sorry, we don't serve string in here." The third piece of string says to his friends, "Don't worry guys, I know a way", and disappears into the gents, ties a knot just above his head and pulls out the ends so it's all frizzy. He glides back into the bar and says to the barman, "Three pints of beer please." The barman looks at him a second, thinks, then asks, "Are you a piece of string?" "No, I'm afraid not!"

If you can name the source or author (the version above is paraphrased), you may have my sock. My chocolate sock.

P.S.: Read the ending aloud if you don't understand. I debated with myself about how I should spell it.

[Rye]

I want your socks, Dr. Aum, but I just don't know. ;___;

The joke made me lawl though. May I have it anyway? I like socks. Huxley and Wes know this.

[Fonzie]

Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first goes up to barman and says, "Three pints of beer please." The barman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve string in here." After breaking the news to his two friends, the second piece of string strides over to the bar and demands, "Three pints of beer please" to which the barman coolly replies, "I'm sorry, we don't serve string in here." The third piece of string says to his friends, "Don't worry guys, I know a way", and disappears into the gents, ties a knot just above his head and pulls out the ends so it's all frizzy. He glides back into the bar and says to the barman, "Three pints of beer please." The barman looks at him a second, thinks, then asks, "Are you a piece of string?" "No, I'm afraid not!"

If you can name the source or author (the version above is paraphrased), you may have my sock. My chocolate sock.

P.S.: Read the ending aloud if you don't understand. I debated with myself about how I should spell it.

The Fonz does not understand

[Dr Aum]

The Fonz does not understand

[spoilers]"No, I'm afraid not" is pronounced the same as "No, I'm a frayed knot," which is what the piece of string has become. Oh, and the joke's from Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.[/spoilers]

Oh, and Rye, you may have one of my rainbow toe socks, which I do not have, just as I do not have chocolate socks, and which are therefore mathematically equivalent to chocolate socks, which were mine (cf. my previous post) but are now yours.