Okay, okay so anyway

[Iceglow]

lol not as good as DK. but my joke turn:

Theres an english man, an irish man and a scotsman. They all see the same beautiful woman next to a cliff top outside a pub, the Scotsman puts his whisky aside and goes over "Y ye cannae be mae wife can yae?" (read as written it should give a poor scots accent to your voice XD) The woman smiles and said "I think you have competition" as the Englishman puts his beer down and says "Why would you want him, he's scottish and speaks like he's got an elephants trunk for a nose." At this the irish man laughs and puts his ginuess down to state "and it's not like he's any better, he's soft and pampered and englishmen know nothing of love or passion". The three men are getting angry and to quell the ensuring argument the woman takes her watch off and throws it over the cliff "should you go and get my watch and return it to me then I'll marry you but only one can have me. You also have only 10 minutes to go get it." she said. The Scotsman full of gusto says "Aye'll get your watch wee lassie and we'll have a grande old life in the highlands" And jumps off the cliff The Englishman not going to be beaten by a Scotsman says "Don't worry I'll go get your watch and we'll go live in London" and Jumps off, the Irish man keeps standing there and 10 minutes later when both the englishman and the scotsman fail to return she turns to him and asks him why he did not go to get the watch. "Why I set my watch back 10 minutes" he said before calmly walking down to the beach and recovering the watch and bringing it back.