Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
Guy walks into a bar and orders five drinks. He slams them all down and orders another five. The bartender goes "whoa thar, slow down". The gentlemen drinks the five other drinks served to him and responds with "if you had what I do, you'd be drinking as quickly as possible!" The bartender, curious asks what that exactly is. The gentleman responds with "a dollar."
Classic.

And Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this, a joke?"