Weapons!

[Martyr]

I ain't gonna lie, I'm a Final Fantasy Fan.
And if you're a fan of FF, chances are you think weapons are cool. I do. I like the idea of taking a sword and slashing up a dragon underneath the deathly hot inferno of its breath.

And so I was looking through the VG forum and saw something about guitar weapons and I thought about Desperado. What a great movie, btw. And they had guitar cases which held NOT Guitars but rocket lauinchers and machine guns etc.

So I know that you've all come up with crazy, freakish, unnatural, not entirely fundamentally useful but cool looking, fantasy weapons.

So let's hear them.

Or, if you're not creative, like I'm not, just think of something that could be used as a weapon that you think is cool.

I like refridgerators. I dropped one off a balcony in some punk's general direction once.

Ah, but let's be clear, since I'm such a jumbled mess of words:

Your fantasy weapons (not to be confused with fantasy swords):

(SPOILER)Edit: No, I didn't hit anybody with a falling refrigerator. That would neither have been funny nor something to confess talk about

[Agrias]

iiii like using licorice as a weapon! they hurrt if you whip people with them! but they can be ooooh so yummy!

[Araciel]

i never think up fantastical weapons, or ways to use mundane objekts as weapons.

[Martyr]

i never think up fantastical weapons, or ways to use mundane objekts as weapons.

Perhaps you should start.

Have you ever seen, like, a piece of 500 Wire. It can whip around like a, uh, whip, and it smacks like a sledge-hammer.

[Araciel]

maybe....never gave it much thought...i have lame movies and cool games to think up weapons for me.

[Jowy]

This is my weapon of choice:

[Ultima Shadow]

I still like my spoon of massdestruction the most.

[Sergeant Hartman]

HATS

[NeoCracker]

I once thought up a design which would alter my comfy recliner to a fully mobile battle station with a rocket propultion and a tiolet and fridge.

[thegirth]

ph3ar te3 sp0rk

[ReloadPsi]

It's too bad books have already been done in FF3, otherwise I'd say books.

So I guess maybe a metal slave collar with the chain still on it. It'd work a little bit like Gogo's weapon in Kill Bill.

Oh yeah, can't go wrong with a Foliage Hammer either. This hammer is made from leaves...

[Firo Volondé]

The only weapon I need is my freakishly good looks and my suave charm.

And bananachucks. Like nunchucks, but with bananas.

[oddler]

Fish. Don't forget to trade that flimsy bluegill for a trout in that one town.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

A piece of string

[Reles]

I would carry around a giant hammer. I can be destructive and cute at the same time. Awesome.