I always thought giant scissors would be a great weapon.

Or...

Your best friend's little violent sister would be a pretty good weapon as she nags you to death cries and throws food and when you try o sleep she jumps on you and slaps you in the face. And you can't fight back cuz you don't want to hurt her.

Yeah, I must admit I like weapons and I wish I had a wooden sword.
Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
iiii like using licorice as a weapon! they hurrt if you whip people with them! but they can be ooooh so yummy!
Oh God your right that really does hurt. So does karrots thrown properly at your head but man they shoot far.