Weapons!

[Vikeve]

I always thought giant scissors would be a great weapon.

Or...

Your best friend's little violent sister would be a pretty good weapon as she nags you to death cries and throws food and when you try o sleep she jumps on you and slaps you in the face. And you can't fight back cuz you don't want to hurt her.

Yeah, I must admit I like weapons and I wish I had a wooden sword.

iiii like using licorice as a weapon! they hurrt if you whip people with them! but they can be ooooh so yummy!

Oh God your right that really does hurt. So does karrots thrown properly at your head but man they shoot far.

[mooglebunni608]

I want a crossbow-violin.

And bananachucks. Like nunchucks, but with bananas.

SWORDCHUCKS FTW

[Old Manus]

= Instant win.

[Lost Number]

The bomb that shoots smaller bombs that shoot gunchucks that shoot guns that shoot more guns that shoot sword that shoot knives that shoot pencils.

Failing that, who here has ever tried to electrocute a jar of pickles? Now, when it explodes, thats lethal.

[Rocket Edge]

Air Taser.


There's no need to be creative with a weapon as badass as that.

[kurosaki_ichigo]

my weapon would be a dictionary i would educate people to death

[Iceglow]

I remember a christian proving something about the bible and I looked and called out "LOOK OUT HE'LL BIBLE BASH YOU TO DEATH!!!!" at this the guy with the bible must have decided to have a laugh and actually hit the guy repeatedly in the head with a bible....no kidding XD I think it brings a new definition to Bible Bashing!!!.

I'd personally like a bow like the one from blade trinity with the laser beam string....

That or a traditional Bastard sword (Broad sword blade, hand and a half hilt.)

[BarelySeeAtAll]

a hammer
i wonder why martyr?
anyway...
hmm
a katana...hehe

[Albel]

Dust is my weapon of choice
Or a lightning blade which fries poeple while cutting them.

[Chloe.]

A stick. With another stick attatched to it.

[Rase]

Apparently this thing's been known to cause massive damage of some sort. Just give it to your enemy and I'm sure they'll find a way to hurt themselves.

(SPOILER)Only useful if your opponent has a very low IQ.

[cloud_doll]

i've always wanted to use a straightning iron as a weapon. you could, uh, clamp someones hand then burn it...or other various body parts o.0
but of course you'd have to be near an outlet when you wanted to use it...or do they have wireless straightners these days?

[Agrias]

i've always wanted to use a straightning iron as a weapon. you could, uh, clamp someones hand then burn it...or other various body parts o.0
but of course you'd have to be near an outlet when you wanted to use it...or do they have wireless straightners these days?

indeed they do! you just have to charge the batteries every so often! OMG SHOOP DA WHOOP!! xD

maybe a deck of cards! that are secretly SHARPENED PAPER ON THE ENDS! (Agrias uses attack- paper cut- CRITICAL HIT!) (enemy defeated)

[Araciel]

OMG i totally forgot

swordchucks yo

[Evastio]

I always thought of making a chainsaw flail although it would be extremely dangerous.