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Quote Originally Posted by cloud_doll View Post
i've always wanted to use a straightning iron as a weapon. you could, uh, clamp someones hand then burn it...or other various body parts o.0
but of course you'd have to be near an outlet when you wanted to use it...or do they have wireless straightners these days?
indeed they do! you just have to charge the batteries every so often! OMG SHOOP DA WHOOP!! xD

maybe a deck of cards! that are secretly SHARPENED PAPER ON THE ENDS! (Agrias uses attack- paper cut- CRITICAL HIT!) (enemy defeated)
dood there's this poker pro who throws cards at carrots and cuts them in half, and they're not even sharpened.