Weapons!

[Dr Aum]

[Spammerman]

Teddybears that do differene things, like explode or have chainsaws or shoot bullets, and things like that, and they range in shape and size.

[Araciel]

i've always wanted to use a straightning iron as a weapon. you could, uh, clamp someones hand then burn it...or other various body parts o.0
but of course you'd have to be near an outlet when you wanted to use it...or do they have wireless straightners these days?

indeed they do! you just have to charge the batteries every so often! OMG SHOOP DA WHOOP!! xD

maybe a deck of cards! that are secretly SHARPENED PAPER ON THE ENDS! (Agrias uses attack- paper cut- CRITICAL HIT!) (enemy defeated)

dood there's this poker pro who throws cards at carrots and cuts them in half, and they're not even sharpened.

[dodhungry]

im going to name several....interesting weapons if you will so...here we go:

Balloon Sword

Disco Ball

Egg Beater

One of those Little Paper Umbrellas

and asbestoes

[Twilight Edge]

MY OMNIPOTENT IMAGINATION FROM ANOTHER WORLD IS ASSAULTING YOU mon!!!!

Or maybe tentacle p***ses mon.

[Firo Volondé]

Other kinds of 'chucks' that I like:

Chairchucks: Like nunchucks, but with chairs.
Spearchucks: Like nunchucks, but with spears.
Bookchucks: Like nunchucks, but with books.
Sausagechucks: Like nunchucks, but with sausages.
Hairchucks: Like nunchucks, but with hair.
Calenderchucks: Like nunchucks, but with calenders.
WMDchucks: Like nunchucks, but with WMDs.
Woodchucks: Like nunchucks, but with wood.
Empathychucks: Like nunchucks, but with empathy.
Guiltchucks: Like nunchucks, but with guilt.
Norrischucks: Like nunchucks, but with Chuck Norris.

EDIT: Apparently Chuck Norris turns into Raoul Duke on this site for some reason.
EDITRA: Gah! Must say C h u c k N o r r i s!
EDITGA: I mean, WTF!? Who the hell is Raoul Duke and what has he done with Chuck Norris?

[Riana]

Really, really extra hot. Tabasco sauce.

[cloud_doll]

Other kinds of 'chucks' that I like:

Chairchucks: Like nunchucks, but with chairs.
Spearchucks: Like nunchucks, but with spears.
Bookchucks: Like nunchucks, but with books.
Sausagechucks: Like nunchucks, but with sausages.
Hairchucks: Like nunchucks, but with hair.
Calenderchucks: Like nunchucks, but with calenders.
WMDchucks: Like nunchucks, but with WMDs.
Woodchucks: Like nunchucks, but with wood.
Empathychucks: Like nunchucks, but with empathy.
Guiltchucks: Like nunchucks, but with guilt.
Norrischucks: Like nunchucks, but with Raoul Duke.

EDIT: Apparently Raoul Duke turns into Raoul Duke on this site for some reason.
EDITRA: Gah! Must say C h u c k N o r r i s!
EDITGA: I mean, WTF!? Who the hell is Raoul Duke and what has he done with Raoul Duke?

OMG! there was a thread on that, and i didn't get it! but now i do!
Raoul Duke
Chuck Norris
OMFG xDDD

hey aren't woodchucks animals...

[oddler]

Who says animals can't be weapons? Give me a wombat and a shield and prepare to get medievalled.

[sockmonkey]

Behold my mighty woodchucks!

[Iceglow]

Give me good old fashioned nukes any day lol, cleanse this world in fire and death general.

[cloud_doll]

Behold my mighty woodchucks!

impressive!

[Hambone]

A taco.

[sockmonkey]

Behold my mighty woodchucks!

impressive!

I do what I can with what I have.