I ain't gonna lie, I'm a Final Fantasy Fan.
And if you're a fan of FF, chances are you think weapons are cool. I do. I like the idea of taking a sword and slashing up a dragon underneath the deathly hot inferno of its breath.

And so I was looking through the VG forum and saw something about guitar weapons and I thought about Desperado. What a great movie, btw. And they had guitar cases which held NOT Guitars but rocket lauinchers and machine guns etc.

So I know that you've all come up with crazy, freakish, unnatural, not entirely fundamentally useful but cool looking, fantasy weapons.

So let's hear them.

Or, if you're not creative, like I'm not, just think of something that could be used as a weapon that you think is cool.

I like refridgerators. I dropped one off a balcony in some punk's general direction once.

Ah, but let's be clear, since I'm such a jumbled mess of words:

Your fantasy weapons (not to be confused with fantasy swords):

(SPOILER)Edit: No, I didn't hit anybody with a falling refrigerator. That would neither have been funny nor something to confess talk about