Insanity test

[Renmiri]

46%

Do the pickle and peanut butter count as insane if I ate it while pregnant ?

[NINJA_Ryu]

66%

Wee!!!

We ninjas are not crazy. Yes we are. Shut UP! No, you shut up! rawradar

Ill go read now...

[Tasura]

I stopped counting when it hit 70% >.>;;;

[StarlightAngel]

30% for me.

[Martyr]

What's 28 x 2?

56?

I am not that insane. I deem this test unsatisfactory.

They accuse me of being insane because I'm inventive, curious, and a little more willing to do the things I'm curious about.

(SPOILER)I'm stupid! Not insane!

(SPOILER)Also, Celes, you'll finish that 78% if you major in Creative Writing.
Just a hint.

[The Mog Ninja]

Worst
Insanity Test
EVER!

[Mirage]

This was a stupid, retarded, and badly made test. And why the hell didn't the test add up your answers automatically? Failure.

[Agrias]

56 % nuts lolzzz

[Goldenboko]

Some of it doesn't make sense. For example, every kid counts down till the end of school, because we hate it so much. Insane would be counting down until school started.

[DarkLadyNyara]

42

Meh. Kind of amusing, but doesn't make much sense.

[Zeromus_X]

<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>Insanity Test</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you own a Chia-pet?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you hear voices?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite color tangerine?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite food turtle soup?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:</td><td align="left">Maybe? </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you ever talk to yourself?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sing in the shower?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"> Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever trash picked?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you see dead people?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is this a yes or no question?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you enjoy tight clothing?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sleep with the lights on?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in superstition?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like DIET soda?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you read books for fun?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">So what's your insanity percentage?:</td><td align="left">16% </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S6889/Insanity_Test.html" title="Insanity Test">Take this survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys</a><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink">Bzoink</a> - The Original Survey Site</td></tr></table><!END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>

[Lynx]

40% if i ever owned a lava lamp itd be 42%. as far as the wondering about the colors of m&m's i enevr wondered it until i saw that question now its going to consume my fragile little mind.

im not insane because i like yo-yo's

[Rengori]

<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>Insanity Test</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you own a Chia-pet?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you hear voices?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite color tangerine?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite food turtle soup?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you ever talk to yourself?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sing in the shower?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"> Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever trash picked?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you see dead people?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is this a yes or no question?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you enjoy tight clothing?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sleep with the lights on?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in superstition?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like DIET soda?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you read books for fun?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">So what's your insanity percentage?:</td><td align="left">18% </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S6889/Insanity_Test.html" title="Insanity Test">Take this survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys</a><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink">Bzoink</a> - The Original Survey Site</td></tr></table><!END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>

Hey, I think people who don't watch South Park daily are crazy.

[dodhungry]

only 32% here.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Mine probably would have been higher, except that I don't own a lava lamp, don't have the cash for piercings, and can't get away with more than ten pets. ^_^