Insanity test

**Awrini** · 02-20-2007, 04:08 PM

Too much effort to be told I'm 88% insane.

**Croyles** · 02-20-2007, 04:13 PM

Got 16%
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How boring....

**edczxcvbnm** · 02-20-2007, 04:37 PM

50% insane according the 'test'. If only it was full of more awesome sauce.

**boys from the dwarf** · 02-20-2007, 06:39 PM

I HEAR VOICES BECAUSE I HAVE EARS!

really. whats wrong with that?

I strongly disagree with the book one but anyway. im not very insane.

**Vermachtnis** · 02-20-2007, 06:58 PM

I'm almost half insane 48%

I don't know what's insane for feeling sorry for a spider that someone stepped on.

<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>Insanity Test</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you own a Chia-pet?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you hear voices?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite color tangerine?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is your favorite food turtle soup?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you ever talk to yourself?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sing in the shower?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"> Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever trash picked?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you know the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you see dead people?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Is this a yes or no question?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you enjoy tight clothing?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you sleep with the lights on?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in superstition?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like DIET soda?:</td><td align="left">No </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you read books for fun?:</td><td align="left">Yes </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">So what's your insanity percentage?:</td><td align="left">48% </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S6889/Insanity_Test.html" title="Insanity Test">Take this survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys</a><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink">Bzoink</a> - The Original Survey Site</td></tr></table><!END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>

**Goldenboko** · 02-20-2007, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by boys from the dwarf

I HEAR VOICES BECAUSE I HAVE EARS!

really. whats wrong with that?

They ment when no one is around do you hear voices in your head.

**boys from the dwarf** · 02-20-2007, 07:20 PM

i know what they meant by "voices" thanks anyway.

**Cookie** · 02-20-2007, 07:35 PM

50% therefore I am perfect.

**yanis** · 02-20-2007, 07:42 PM

I think you can't call me insane!!!14%:riiight:

**Iceglow** · 02-20-2007, 09:09 PM

40% but I don't live in america or go to school anymore though I do count how many minutes left to the end of the day and how many days left to the working week and how many days untill my next holiday. Probably if geared towards english people more you could add like 20% to that