Hey Yams, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hey Yams, does this smell like chloroform to you?
drop that zero and get with the hero baby
SURPRISE
*rapes*
I don't have a library Card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Is your father retarded? Cause Your special.
How'd you get through security, cause Your the bomb.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
Can I have a map, because I got lost in your eyes.
You must have fallen from heavan, that would explain how you messed up your face.
"You're the bees knees baby! I missed you bad!"
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
"you have such luscious lips,
the lips between your hips!"
or
"Hi my face is leaving in five minutes,
and i want you on it"
or "Nice dress, but it would look better on my floor"
all these are REALLY bad lol thats why i never use chatup lines.
O_o
jkhkjg
Love is a sensation that starts by temptation
A Guy sticks his location in a girls destination
to populate the next Generation
Do you understand my explanation
or do you need a demonstration
"You know, I have a special watch. It can tell me that you're not wearing any underpants ... Oops, looks like my watch is five minutes fast."
This is a signature.
- asl?
- here's 500$ you're my date for tonight
How's about you sit on my lap, and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?" ;D
That blouse is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be *censored* too.
I've found that the cheesy effect of pickup lines is made even funnier when you reverse them to compliment yourself.
"Mm, these must be astronaut pants, 'cause my ass is out of this WORLD."
"Ohh, my head hurts... from when I fell from heaven."
etc.
"I'm a Cid's Knight at Eyes on Final Fantasy."
But I have to whisper it so I don't get jumped at by all the girls in the bar.
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