Hi! I'm Hugh Jackman!

[I Don't Need A Name]

do you have mirrors in your shoes cos i can see myself in your pants

[Rocket Edge]

"Baby did you fart? Cos you blow me away!!"

[Bunny]

"Would you like to touch my penis?"

[SammieBabe]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

[stuffing]

YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT GIRL FRIEND

am i rite

[Hambone]

...Hi.

[NeoCracker]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

I love you so much right now.

[krissy]

i'll give you a ten second running start

[Doomie]

Can you be my math tutor? We’ll go over to my place, add up some drinks, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

[Yeargdribble]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

I've actually said this, but I wasn't really trying to pick the girl up. It just kinda came up, because the girl was my wife's type.

[Sefie1999AD]

I don't think there are any good pick-up lines, but this one is quite funny (by the Black Mage from the 8-Bit Theater):

BM: "Y'see, it's just that you're obviously a very intelligent and beautiful woman and I guess I was trying to impress you."
WM: "Why?"
BM: "Well, um... my friend and I are trying out for that Light Warrior job. I thought that..."
WM: "A white mage would make an excellent addition to the team?"
BM: "Er... yeah!"
WM: "Well, why didn't you say so?"
BM: "I guess I got nervous about approaching a woman of your high calibur."
WM: "A cute little guy like you doesn't have anything to be nervous about. Now let's meet this friend of yours."
BM: ("Wow, that actually worked! Sucker!")

[Iceglow]

I don't have any set line that works for me I just go out there and be honest. If I think someone is witty, intelligent and beautiful then well I'll let them know and it can often surprise the person because I am just so honest about it. So far being honest has never gotten me slapped.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm dying tomorrow.

[Griff]

*walk in without pants, walk out with following of women*

[Raistlin]

In before the chloroform one.

Does this drink taste like rohypnol to you?