Granted, you trip while walking on stage and swallow a microphone, causing you to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life. You commit suicide on Monday, March 5, 2007, at 7:54 PM, and become a ghost that walks the earth forever without the ability to talk to anyone, still paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could read.

EDIT: Foiled!

Shine On...

Granted, but you get so cool that you're cooler than everyone else. You then trip and swallow a microphone, causing you to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life. You commit suicide on Monday, March 5, 2007, at 7:54 PM, and become a ghost that walks the earth forever without the ability to talk to anyone, still paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could read.