wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

[Rye]

Wasn't Camelot the gay one?

I wish for a new WORKING LAPTOP. >:[~

[Giga Guess]

You get a laptop. It runs, but is on a continual loop that causes it to shut down in a few minutes after booting it up. Better define "works" better next time.

I wish I was a hero.

[Iceglow]

you are a hero of cockroaches

I wish I was warmer than I am right now.

[Maxico]

Your intestines violently explode, generating heat, but leaving you with a gaping hole for a digestive tract.

I wish for clown shoes.

[Quindiana Jones]

This has already happened to me once this week. I can't stand it again.

Ah well.

Don't lie to yourself.

I wish you were all dead.

[oddler]

Too late. We're already undead and we just laugh at you.

I wish I had a better tasting pizza right now.

[Owen Macwere]

You do but it is rotten.

I wish I can find the games I like in the market.

[Masamunemaster]

To bad all the shelves are empty

I wish I could go back 3 months

[Maxico]

I thought the point was to grant it, but think up some creative way for it to go horribly wrong. Not simply state the opposite of whatever they said.

[Misfit]

Well, Maxico, YOU WERE WRONG!

I wish I had chocolate. ;o

[Maxico]

You CHOKE on the chocolate and DIE!

I wish this made more sense.

[Iceglow]

it does but with it making more sense the CIA then decide you are a threat to national security and have you executed by Jack Bauer XD

I wish my life was more simple at times.

[Quindiana Jones]

Could you be more of a simpleton?

I wish I was more of a simpleton.

[Owen Macwere]

You are, but Gods are normally complex, you lose!.

I wish I can know the future.

[Riana]

Granted. You already knew you were going to post in this thread.

I wish I had a room full of jasmine.