wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

[Shine On...]

Granted, but you dream a dream so unforgettable. The dream is of young scottish dwarves feeding on your head, and although they understand perfect English and will do anything you ask, they have no ears to hear you say "STOP! I NEED THIS TO FUNCTION!" So your head continues to be fed upon until you die...

...in the dream of course, remember that that was the dream which had been so unforgettable, but as your wish was to watch your dreams like little movies, you watched said dream and it gets burned into your mind. After that you slowly go insane...


I wish that I could form a post-rock trio called LiveUpdate!

[loben]

granted, but someone Live updates you!

I wish someone somewhere gets a bad picture from the sentence before this, just so I didn't waste my time.

[Peegee]

Granted, but it's a pic of your mom and they got so mad the posted it everywhere so now you and your mother are laughing stocks.

I wish I had a pie ^_^

[kratos_GoS]

Granted, but it's made out of goat milk and old socks

I wish I had a millon dollars

[Shine On...]

Granted, but the million dollars is in cheque form! DUN DUN DUHH!

...And the cheque was made from your head! DUN DUN DUHH x2



I wish i had a pet n00b.

[Remon]

Granted
It's a white whale Hooray!

I wish i had green eyes

[loben]

gratned, your eyeballs are torn out and replace ith green ping pong balls.
I wish for

[Firo Volondé]

Granted, but the runs away because you don't have any Greens.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Granted but, the flower's are dead. (sucks, I know)

I wish to meet Panic! at the Disco.

[Diango12]

Granted but you panic so hard you dance yourself to death. Calm down next time.


I wish I can live a simple life and be happy about it

[PyroManiak]

granted, but yout life got flipped turned upside down and you'd like to take a minute just sit right there u'll tell us how u became the prince of a town called Bel-air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where u spent most of ur days chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some B-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started makin' trouble in ur neighborhood u got in one little fight and ur mom got scared and she said "You're movin' wth your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". you whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence place said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway u could say that this cab was rare but u thought nah forget it "YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!" you pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and u yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at ur kingdom u were finally there to sit on ur throne as the prince of Bel-air...

I wish I was a potato shaped like a turd

[Martyr]

Granted, but, um, heh-
You see, you're actually a potato that has been turned into a turd. Thus the shape.
On the bright side, you'll get to explore where few have gone before.
The Septic Tank.

I wish I was married to Sandra Bullock.

[Spammerman]

Granted, but your frequent manipulations cause a massive "crash" hutling all existence into nothingness. Way to go.

Thats pretty awesome. Im like super hacker then.

[Shine On...]

I wish I was married to Sandra Bullock.

GRANTED! But due to her subpar acting, your head explodes!

I wish I could avoid using the word 'head' in every post I make in this thread.

[PyroManiak]

granted, but you think in your head "im glad I was able to stop using the word head in this thread".

I wish I had diplomatic immunity w/ a force feild that no one but hot chicks can get through