Granted, but you decide to investigate the weird noise coming from your grandparents room at night and the horror of what you saw has struck you deaf, dumb, and blind.
I wish I didn't have a dirty mind...
Granted, but you decide to investigate the weird noise coming from your grandparents room at night and the horror of what you saw has struck you deaf, dumb, and blind.
I wish I didn't have a dirty mind...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog Where no one notices the contrast of white on white And in between the moon and you, the angels get a better view Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right
Granted. But now you can't stop thinking about harmonicas.
I wish I had a hamburger.
Granted but you lost your tastebuds.
I wish my breasts were slightly smaller.
A coward dies a thousand deaths. A soldier only dies ONCE
Granted but one is bigger than the other
I wish grades didn't matter
Granted, but then highschool wouldn't matter. Then education wou;dn't matter. Then eveerybody would run around being stupid so people start shooting eachother and everything goes down hill from there.
I wish for a Good looking, girlfriedn wiht a awsome personality, and no disabilitys...
July's
Granted, but she doesn't speak your language, it's some indecipherable monstrosity from the ancient past and she refuse to learn yours...
I wish I could get to sleep...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog Where no one notices the contrast of white on white And in between the moon and you, the angels get a better view Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right
granted. I need $5000 for the tranquilizer darts though.....
I wish to make money without having to work or be poor....
July's
Granted. To bad after robbing that bank they send you to jail.
I wish I could fly.
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granted, you can fly...but you have to trade in your arms for wings and now you're a FREAK
i wish i had x ray vision
Granted, you could have x-ray vision, but then you'd have to see ugly old people's insides, and you'd die of disgustion.
I wish I wasn't allergic to milk.
Granted except now you have to see the stupid genie snap around his hands and finger and crap just to make your stupid wish, HUkkaaah Kaazaam.
I wish I could marry Yuna
Granted, but then you'd have to have sex with a PS2.
I wish I had a boyfreind again.
Granted AND EVEN BETTER. Diango has now agreed to be your boyfriend. He just has to know if you smell nice or not which at the moment is pending.
I wish Iri smelled really nice
Granted, she does, but it is so overwhelmingly nice, you run away and die.
I wish I had someone to play with.
Not Granted because everyone ran away and died remeber
I wish I could meet mr.T
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