wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but the angry waves of the ocean attack and turn it off.

I wish I was a ghost.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. You're dead now. Have fun.

I wish I was the strongest person in existence.

[Freya]

Granted,
But mister mcguess, your strength is too much for you to handle and thus you explode. Way to go McGuess.

I wish for some key lime pie!

[loben]

granted, but some of the keys in it are to the safes in the one heavily guared place were they keep all the gold.....(brain fart). SO, anyways, they keep you there till they come out and then make you stay becuase you saw too much.

I wish for I sweet ninaj sword

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but You'd cut your eye out, kid.

I wish for a pair of pants. I dont own any.

[Shine On...]

GRANTED! you get these so-called "pants" but soon find they chafe at the nether regions of your body, you then decide to go to the sun in order to get new pants that don't chafe, but for some reason you forgot how hot the sun is and burn!

I wish I could watch Godspeed You! Black Emperor perform live just once...

[Iceglow]

You do except the stadium collapses on top of you, strangely in this freak accident you are the only fatality in thousands.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

[Martyr]

Granted. YOU have more hours in the day, but you have now found yourself, after only a few years, having aged far more than your peers.
Turns out that the cost of that extra intermediary time is a a decade and a half off your lifespan.
Don't worry though, on a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone falls to zero.

I wish I had size 15 feet.

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but your ability to dance ballet has been thwarted.
Poor you.

I wish I had the courage to sing in front of a thousand people.

[Shine On...]

Grnted butt curge dose not make u a gr8 singer so u sux at teh singing and ppl taht here itz R forvere doomed cuz you liek sux at its that badaz.

I wsh taht i was teh cool.

[Mogi]

Granted, you trip while walking on stage and swallow a microphone, causing you to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life. You commit suicide on Monday, March 5, 2007, at 7:54 PM, and become a ghost that walks the earth forever without the ability to talk to anyone, still paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could read.

EDIT: Foiled!

Shine On...

Granted, but you get so cool that you're cooler than everyone else. You then trip and swallow a microphone, causing you to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life. You commit suicide on Monday, March 5, 2007, at 7:54 PM, and become a ghost that walks the earth forever without the ability to talk to anyone, still paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could read.

[Shine On...]

Death By Moogles... NICE hahah!

[Fonzie]

Granted! Though, right when you master the english language President Dubbya Bush announces that everybody must learn Chinese. Too bad.

I wish for a second wish.

[forevergamer]

granted!!but when you were about to use the wish,you wished "why did i wish for a second wish?"

i wish the old games can come back


Been a gamer since,been a gamer still...

[blackmage_nuke]

Granted unfortunately your computer isnt compatable with old software and the consoles are impossible to find.

I wish this sentence is a lie.