wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

[Firo Volondé]

Granted, but you get used for storage purposes for the rest of your life.

I wish for a wish that cannot go wrong, period.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. You enunciate the wish flawlessly. THEN things go wrong.

I wish I was psychic.

[Agrias]

Granted. You enunciate the wish flawlessly. THEN things go wrong.

I wish I was psychic.

Granted but then you read your g/f's mind and realize she's been cheating on you for the past two years. You've only been going out for one. :\

I wish i could wish for more wishes!

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted. You enunciate the wish flawlessly. THEN things go wrong.

I wish I was psychic.

Granted but then you read your g/f's mind and realize she's been cheating on you for the past two years. You've only been going out for one. :\

I wish i could wish for more wishes!

Granted, but all those wishes come with their own beuocracy(sp?) so it takes years and mountains of paper wok just to finally get the Wishing Guild to grant you your wish... and they still all go horribly wrong.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes...

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but then you'd have to drive your own car to travel around and thus pay for the gas which costs 5 times more than taxes.

I wish I can have Icecream now...

[Polaris]

Granted but it'd stick to your tongue and froze it!

I wish I had a biggr house

[loben]

granted. A cardboard box named bob has been atached to your front door, so now your house is about 1 foot bigger. Congratualtions,

I wish that I could know why the posting limit was put on this thread!!!

[Iceglow]

Granted but the price of discovery is a pink user title.

I wish that I had the ability to see through objects at will.

[Diango12]

Granted but you see so far into space and space time itself! that you go mad and start mumbiling to yourself

I wish I could rub on lightning's hot body

[Da5nake]

not granted you have to have the privilege to do so

i wish to be in FF7+

[Agrias]

granted but you are one of the little monsters that die in lvl. 5

i wish i could have a *edit* HOT *edit* servant! WOO

[tidus_rox]

Granted. But the servant will be your mom

I wish today was two days from now so I will have DDR!!!!!!!!

[Masamunemaster]

Granted but your legs have been chopped off

I wish I wouldnt be confused

[Martyr]

Granted, but the ability to keep everything in your mind so well organized takes up way too much free memory, basically resulting in brain chrashes where you directly forget everything or else, it could mean the loss of your long term memory altogether.

Either way, I'm not a neurologist, so this is just speculation.

I wish I was a neurologist and not a speculator.

[Yew-Yevon]

Granted, you lose control over the fact that none listen to your divine knoledge.

I wish I wasn't such a failier with women. (never had a gf ) Damn it I'm a 20yr old virgin!