Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
Granted, but shes extremely unactractive...I would describe her but I'd rather not offend ppl here...
I wish I was in the state of Nirvana,
free from all this manipulation, contamination, and raging emotions/desires that haunt me
GRANTED! You enter a total state of Nirvana, but then you become oblivious to a small race of dwarves that inhabit themselves in your chest hair. They eventuall get the taste for blood and kill you... BY SENDING YOUR LIVING MONEY TO YOU IN CHEQUE FORM! it takes you too long to get the money from the bank and you die of starvation. Meanwhile, the dwarves are eating your face.
I wish people put more effort in their answers to this thread.
Sig please.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Granted, BUT by everyone putting more effort into this thread it gets so long and so boring that people just don't care. AND seeing as you feed off of peoples caring emotions you die slowly, and painfully of starvation. Too bad.
I wish I had and mythical pet that was tame.
You don't have to be alive to be in the state of nirvana...its a state of bieng/existence...and I don't have chest hairs....I wish you would put more effort in to your anwser to my wishes
every1 else ignore me and respond to lekana
Granted, but its hard to feed a zombie....
I wish too be the 200th post on this thread! oh wait....
July's
Granted but now you've wasted your wish.
I wish I was I had cute fluffy cat ears on my head ^>_<^
Granted, but you get mobbed by ugly furries who do horrible and unspeakable things to you that even disgusts a guy who runs a german porn snuff film site... All I can tell you is that you can no longer see, hear, taste, or feel cause of what they repeatedly did to you...
I wish I had hot but superficial gf who loves me only for my body (and anime collection)...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Granted, now you're going out with me.
I wish the next person who grants this wish would create an eleborate way for me to grant this wish just to have me end up either dying or exploding unexpectedly.
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
Granted, but the "backlash" such as it is, is directed at your dear sweet mom. You spend the rest of your long life mourning the fact that you were responsible for your mother's death.
I wish for a roast beef sandwich.
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Granted. However, you are unknownly allergic to roast beef and your throat locks up, you cannot breath and you start to sweat really bad. You suddenly choke on your delicious roast beef sandwich and nobody is there to save you. You die as you were born, alone and naked. Why are you eating a roast beef sandwich naked, Giga Guess? You're one weird fellow.
I wish I could sleep for three more hours.
Granted, but you have dreams of a stalker who wants to make sweet whoopie and have your babies.
I have never even been kissed and I'm almost 18! I wish some hot guy would kiss me!
My sig and avy are made by me.
Granted, but that hot guy turns out to be some relative of Gorge Bush!
I wish this thread was called "Wishing with the monkey's paw"
Granted, but a mod deems it "Not acceptable." becuase they have a personal problem with monkeys...
I wish I was a red fire-breathing dragon with yellow balls that shoot solar beams so I can cause global warming to peoples faces and melt all the stupid polar ice caps once and for all...
um....not gratned. I don't want the global warmer believers to be right in anyway.
I wish for a copy of every final fantasy ever!
July's
You get them all but they're in Japanese and you can't read the game text.
I wish I could make it to the back of an ambulance.
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