OOC: Fear our wrath!
"SGP!", Bleys yelled.
"Yes, it's me, Sugpo, or Supernova goes pop, whatever", the midget said, "how could you think you would escape from home, my dear?".
Bleys had to admit, with a glimpse of reason in his eyes, that he was stuck with her.
Could he even say "her" ?
Fast analysis of the situation.
She was short
She had flat b00bs
She had a start of beard and moustache.
"Let's face it", thought Bleys, "I was dead drunk when we married".
OOC: I have some more time to write. >=]
Phoenix, I'm sorry, but Bleys will suffer.
SGP wrapped her arms around Bleys, smiling with ... smiling. Bleys tried to look at the ceiling. He noticed a crack in the paint. "Crack", he thought, "that's what I forgot in Halifax, sh**!"
He made the error of looking at his wife. She immediately caught his face in her hands, and pulled him. Bleys just had time to take his breath.
They kissed.
It lasted, long, awfully long.
Finally he was released, half choking.
Now come on, my dear", said SGP, pulling him by the ear.
She stopped in front of the President Of The USA, Phoenix. "May I use your broom closet?", she asked. Phoenix, a little surprised, asked why. "Because he has something to finish. He ran out of the house right before, yelling your name and 'President'". SGP winked.
"Oh, I see" *g* made Phoenix. "Go ahead. It's on the left, second door". SGP thanked her and pulled her husband.
All we can say is that the following scene is forbidden because of people less than 18 years old.
OOC: You were warned
Bleys went out the first, pulling back the buttons of his pants, followed by SGP, scratching her crotch. She realized that she forgot to put back her underwear. She took it in the closet and put it back, half hidden behind her husband.
She noticed the bottle of Jack Daniels and rushed.
"I was wondering where it was"
She opened it and started to drink.
Bleys didn't want so much. He sneaked away, going back into the room he thought to be good. Daryl was lying there, still in her Tarzan suit.
She was uncounscient, after running from the mess she was in.
He carefully closed the door.
OOC: Should I go on?
Error.
She woke up and noticed something was wrong.
The bump in his pants, that shape she could recognize.
She breaked out her butter knife.
She was htreatening Bleys.
OOC: It's not over, next post... Mwahahaha >=]
