A thread about not god.

[Dr Unne]

*sigh*

Also I'm amazed how many people thought I was already on staff. I didn't know I was such a mod-whore. Unless people are exaggerating.

[Shlup]

Last time I quit I was a big fat jerk about it. I think the current staff demands my blood in payment.

This is true.

If he is made admin, I will resign. I'm only saying this to make things interesting because so far the results of this thread have had little real debate going on. I'm not around much anymore anyway, though.

This is a lie. He doesn't have the balls.

Maybe if Unne steps up then... hmm. Shlup will resign! There we go.

Now that's just silly. If I resign straight off how would we do battle?

I say we unban Devil Man and admin him for great justice.

That's what I said, but they all ignored me.

[Madonna]

*sigh*

Also I'm amazed how many people thought I was already on staff. I didn't know I was such a mod-whore. Unless people are exaggerating.

What?! You did not know that Dr Unne was a mod-whore?

[DK]

I say you should bury the old relic underground so he can socialize with all the other fossils. Really, EoFF is a thriving community moving forward! It has more Admins at the moment than I can ever remember it having. (Although, my memory is highly faulty.)

EoFF does not need Dr Unne. Put him to pasture.

Edit: Or make him Site Staff. His reaction would be worth it.

Really though. Why bother? Who needs Unne? Not us.

[eestlinc]

I wonder what Catherine Carper thinks of all this.

[bipper]

*sigh*

Also I'm amazed how many people thought I was already on staff. I didn't know I was such a mod-whore. Unless people are exaggerating.

Yeah, I was totally exaggerating. It is just your lack of a soul that makes you seem meta-adminish.

[Psychotic]

I told Unne he had to write me a poem before I would even consider this idea. He still hasn't written me one.

[Miriel]

Yeah, I'm still waiting for my sandwich.

[Fonzie]

*deletes old post*

[Citizen Bleys]

OK, as I see it, there's 2 possibilities:

1) The staff has already decided to give Unne his job back, and Yams made this thread to have some fun with the kiddies

2) The staff has already decided not to give Unne his job back, and Yams made this thread to torment Unne like the giant raving arsecracker he truly is.

Point: Yams = Stalin.

*pats Unne on the back*

Sorry 'bout your luck, bro, it would have been good to have you back.

EDIT: By giant raving arsecracker, I meant Yams, not Unne. Unne is more of a medium-sized, slavering guttersnipe.

EDIT2: Third possibility: They haven't actually made up their minds, in which case I still managed to get an awesome cheap shot in on Yams, so everyone wins. Except Yams.

[Yamaneko]

Or maybe I did it to torment you, knowing how strong the BleysxUnne luv luv is. I guess we'll never know now.

[Citizen Bleys]

But princess, you must know I can love only you

[Dr Unne]

I told Unne he had to write me a poem before I would even consider this idea. He still hasn't written me one.

<em>Psychotic, today's a good day
to make Dr Unne an administra
tor.</em>

There comes a point when adding a single brushtroke to a painting or a single letter to a poem will only diminish it. I wanted to write a longer poem, but I hit that limit very early. Them's the breaks.

[qq=Mirel]Yeah, I'm still waiting for my sandwich. [/qq]You wouldn't give me your address. I believe your mommy was involved. I can't be held accountable.

[qq=Bley's]OK, as I see it, there's 2 possibilities:[/qq]

The third possibility is that the staff is sitting on the fence, and no one will definitively say yes OR no. That's closer to the truth, I think. Everyone is too busy lallygagging and pussyfooting around in the staff forum.

This is perhaps the dirtiest-sounding post I've ever made in spite of a lack of anything that's actually profane. I tried hard to work the word "niggardly" in there too but I couldn't pull it off.

[Yamaneko]

Well you could always tear into ed again. I know some people didn't like that, but I'd be more than happy to look the other way.

[Citizen Bleys]

As long as we're coming up with ridiculous tasks for Unne to perform to earn his administratorship, I'd really like to see him write a screenplay for an all-midget musical comedy based on the actual events of the Battle of Agincourt.