I cannot be expected to keep track of every random thing I have said or done, as the number is quite outrageous. I do, on occasion, randomly and frequently grope people for no reason.

I will say random things in response to someone else, more often than not suddenly and without thinking about it beforehand. This is bad because my mind works in a more roundabout way than most people and I don't have much shame or an automatic filter inside my head that says "don't say this; this is bad".

I often get D: faces.