Die Hard 4.0

[fire_of_avalon]

Let's have a baby and name it John McClane.

Too bad that baby's wrinkles will never go away.

You're just jealous that his wrinkles will be way sexier than your butt hairs will ever be~

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

damm, exceeded my expectations, hope they didnt just show the best parts of the movie, and the movie is actually good

i might watch it

[Flying Mullet]

Let's have a baby and name it John McClane.

Too bad that baby's wrinkles will never go away.

You're just jealous that his wrinkles will be way sexier than your butt hairs will ever be~

Nations have crumbled because queens have been entranced by my butt hairs...

[Bunny]

Terminator, Indiana Jones and now Die Hard. All we need is another Lethal Weapon to complete the "action stars 15 years past their prime" movie trend.

Indiana Jones is forever.

John McClane is slightly less than forever. Maybe a fo'eva.

[Flying Mullet]

John McClane is slightly less than forever. Maybe a foa'eva.

Fix'd.

[Bunny]

Oooooooooh, I see what you did there. You are a sneaky one, Mr. Mullet. I tip my hat to you!

[fire_of_avalon]

Let's have a baby and name it John McClane.

Too bad that baby's wrinkles will never go away.

You're just jealous that his wrinkles will be way sexier than your butt hairs will ever be~

Nations have crumbled because queens have been entranced by my butt hairs...

I believe the part about nations crumbling because those butt hairs are pretty scary, but I think you meant that queens have been entangled. Last count you were carrying fifty along with you. Won't you please let them go, Mully?

ALSO HERE IS DIE HARD 4 TRIVIA

Bruce Willis's stunt double, Larry Rippenkroeger, was seriously injured when he fell 25 feet to the pavement. He suffered broken bones in his face and fractures in both wrists. Production was temporarily shut down. Willis picked up the tab at area hotels for Larry's parents and visited him a number of times at the hospital.

Awwww.

[Mirage]

A badass like Bruce Willis should be doing his own stunts.

[Bunny]

Man, what a whiner. He's a stuntman, he is supposed to break himself and then just walk it off. "I'm okay dudes, just broke a few bones. No biggie."

Bruce Willis needs a better stuntman. Not one that whines like a four year old.

[Old Manus]

Sounds like a job for Bunny.

[Bunny]

Nah. I look more like Johnny Depp than Bruce Willis.

[fire_of_avalon]

I mean, really? Cause like, you know. I could get down. Even if you don't look like Bruce Willis.

So, what are some of the Die Hard clichés you want to see? Personally, I can't wait for the appearance of the filthy wife-beater.