Die Hard 4.0

[fire_of_avalon]

Let's have a baby and name it John McClane.

Too bad that baby's wrinkles will never go away.

You're just jealous that his wrinkles will be way sexier than your butt hairs will ever be~

Nations have crumbled because queens have been entranced by my butt hairs...

I believe the part about nations crumbling because those butt hairs are pretty scary, but I think you meant that queens have been entangled. Last count you were carrying fifty along with you. Won't you please let them go, Mully?

ALSO HERE IS DIE HARD 4 TRIVIA

Bruce Willis's stunt double, Larry Rippenkroeger, was seriously injured when he fell 25 feet to the pavement. He suffered broken bones in his face and fractures in both wrists. Production was temporarily shut down. Willis picked up the tab at area hotels for Larry's parents and visited him a number of times at the hospital.

Awwww.