View Poll Results: What do you do with a bee in our ear?

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  • Kill it inside your ear

    5 9.80%
  • Move it out of your ear

    20 39.22%
  • Wait for it to go out

    15 29.41%
  • Use high-pitched noises directed to your ear to scare it out

    9 17.65%
  • Other

    17 33.33%
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Thread: If a Bee Was In Your Ear...

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    I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.

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    I once had a earwig crawl in my ear, but thankfully never a bee, although I could think of a worst place a bee could find it's way into.

    I'd choose the "dunk my head in a bucket of water" option, if there was one.

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    Find it a friend
    ...Geddit?

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    I'd lure it out with honey, nectar, pollen or whatever it is bee's like

    Then I'd release it

    If that doesnt work i'd drown it or smoke it out
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    I'd blow up my head to kill it. n_n

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    I'd befriend it and begin a long, productive symbiotic relationship.

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    I'd spray an aerosol at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Unne View Post
    I'd befriend it and begin a long, productive symbiotic relationship.
    You would give the bee a warm, happy home and the bee would give you earwax honey?

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.
    Dude, wait a minute, everybody knows you shoot bee's with a .50.

    Though, in reality, I'd just flush it out with water. Pretty much what Azar said.

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    I woudln't have time or wits to think about such a thing. I would simpy claw at my ear like some ravaged animal in a ferocious panick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.
    LET ME DO IT~!

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    I'd either wait for it to go out, or submerge my head.
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    I'd have to pull it out and shoot it at least 3 times with my pistol, otherwise it will grow to 5 times its size, its sting will poison me, and I'm all out of blue herbs and insecticide spray.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    I would wait for it to leave, screaming and crying the entire time.

    I don't like the idea of bugs in my ear.
    I dont like the idea of anything in my ears. Except when I need to clean them.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    I'd keep it in there, after all poor bee must have been really drunk to come and live in my Ogre-like ear.
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