Hello and an apology

[Alcon]

I just thought I should introduce myself. I'm JAVIER. Or at least I was until the requisite number of closed topics I pledged to someone before I dropped the act. I feel that, whenever I troll a message board senselessly like that, I at least owe you all constructive posts when I'm done. And I thought that I probably shouldn't make them as JAVIER, because I don't want to blow anyone's mind like that.

For the record, JAVIER and I are not "Devil Man." JAVIER is actually an account created by several people as a sleepover gag. I'm sorry if it caused anyone distress or nausea. I know the joke got dumb. I wanted to end it sooner.

JAVIER wasn't a returning account. The only person I know on this site in real life is NINJA_Ryu, who I didn't actually know was on this site until after I registered. It's a small, small world.

Now that we're done with the part that I doubt anyone cares about, I thought I'd mention that I don't know anything about Final Fantasy, but you seem to have a nice forum nonetheless. It will be nice not to talk in faux Engrish, because that was getting really dumb.

In conclusion, sorry and hello!

[Loony BoB]

Go go staff investigation!

[Alcon]

Go go staff investigation!

Into what, out of curiosity?

If I'm not wanted, that's fair enough. There really wasn't much malice involved, or anything to investigate, but I'll cooperate with whatever you feel that you need me to do.

[DK]

Anyone who thought you were a real person should be ashamed of themselves. :}

Regardless, JAVIER was awesome. Shame he's gone, tbh.

[escobert]

who the smurf is JAVIER?

[Loony BoB]

Go go staff investigation!

Into what, out of curiosity?

If I'm not wanted, that's fair enough. There really wasn't much malice involved, or anything to investigate, but I'll cooperate with whatever you feel that you need me to do.

Banning people is not about not being wanted, it's more about not abiding by the rules. But staff investigations happen with everything. I'd say 90% of regular posters are under the watchful eye of Big Brother - and I don't mean just online...! [dramatic music]

[NeoCracker]

The fact you revealed yourself as Javiar is nowhere near as shocking as the fact BoB has posted twice.

Welcome Again Javiar.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

So you lied...lied to us all

[Polaris]

So you lied...lied to us all

[dramatic music]

Welcome backand I still don't like you coz of the boobs

[Alcon]

Banning people is not about not being wanted, it's more about not abiding by the rules. But staff investigations happen with everything. I'd say 90% of regular posters are under the watchful eye of Big Brother - and I don't mean just online...! [dramatic music]

That's fair enough. Although I really would prefer it if you'd stop watching me pee. Nothing personal. It just kind of freaks me out.

So you lied...lied to us all

Yes. Also, you're adopted.

Welcome backand I still don't like you coz of the boobs

I don't normally talk that much about boobs. It's just that something about the forum banner kind of inspired me...I have no idea what.

[Polaris]

It's just that something about the forum banner kind of inspired me...I have no idea what.

Aeris?????

[Alcon]

It's just that something about the forum banner kind of inspired me...I have no idea what.

Aeris?????

Shudder to think.

[fire_of_avalon]

I liked JAVIER.

[Roto13]

But... but... JAVIER is awesome. T__T Please don't take my JAVIER away.

[The Mog Ninja]

omg im happy JAVIER's gone. hes such a poser. a poser of me