I saw a slug yesterday for the first time in ages.

Ages ago, my dad told me that it, the first slug I'd ever seen, was the "Missing Link."
I killed it, raging bastard against science that I am-

But the other day I saw another one, and I was like, "Duuuude...."

I let it live. I poked at it a minute, but it ddn't crawl on the twig I was poking it with so I left it alone.