Uhhhhrrmmmm... Lulu? Wakka? Oh hell no not Wakka... Auron? Nahh, I wanna live. Rikku? Nahh too female... But so is Lulu... Okay okay, I pick Lulu. Guess I just need a sex change first.

Why? Cos she's a bit like me I guess, in the respect she sorta comes across as a level headed know it all. Except she does it better, and wears a belt dress. I mean come on.