So think of it like this. You're bored out of your mind, no one is on the interweb. No one will pick up your calls and nothing is on tv. What do you do?
I discovered (through a full scale mining adventure) a thing called solitaire. This new discovery has perplexed my mind so far. With all the odd symbols and writing on it, it's a wonder anyone could solve what this ancient artifact can do.
After many attempts I have failed. Nonetheless, it has kept me entertained. All I want to know is, what anwsers lie beneath the rectangular shaped pieces.
Many, MANY attempts have now been made without any prevail. My mind is become a bit irate at this puzzle. One that some call simple. Others, like my self, have but one thing to say to this engima, THE COMPUTER CHEATS.

Topic: What things do you do to pass the time that end up in making you irritated?