A topic on slang!

[Zeldy]

Oh god I use so much St Helens slang. We say things are "well mint", "proper fab", "pure nice", "Fair good", "Oooh, I well bum off this song!" and just stuff like that xD
English slang is more "gutted" and "chuft"; I think most english people use those.

I live near Liverpool, so Im used to the way they speak. I can kinda understand that paragraph, as Liverpudlians speak english kinda like that.

D'ya hear about yer wan over there like, she got wrecked last night and was knackered this mornin' But fair play to her she got up and went to school unfortunately didn't concentrate and got bate'ed by the yoke... whatsername, yer 'oul wan... The teacher! I guess t'was er fault anywho coz she was actin' the maggot... the stick the teacher was bate'in er with was banjaxed though. Heh I bet you don't give a bollox. This paragraph's a bit arseways...
Geez I'm such an eejit...

Did you hear about your __ over there like, she got drunk last night and was shattered in the morning, but fair to play to her, she got up and went to school, unfortunatly she couldn't concentrate and ____. Whatsername, your ___, the teacher! I geuss was her fault anyway, cause she was acting like __ Heh, I bet you don't give a bollocks. This paragraphs is messed up?
Geez Im such an idiot.

I seriously don't know what bate means.