I would create a velocisnapturtle. It is a cross between a velociraptor and a snapping turtle and it will kill everything. It is a vicious predator that usually travels in packs of 7-10. It has a hard shell of a turtle and strong powerful legs that enable it to jump high and run fast. It has a thirst for blood and it enjoys the joy of the hunt. It will kill for fun and is not above torturing its victim beforehand.

It loves playing with its food.

It kills your silly monkey, your chicken-turkey hybrid, and your Iri Valentine thing. And then it kills them again.