Post here and get a FREE GIFT!

[Firo Volondé]

Woot new page...

YMCA: Yes, I never run out of presents, for my magical elves work day in, day out to supply you with gifts... (SPOILER)by 'elves' I mean slave labor... Anyway, enjoy!


Methamphetamine Angel: Shall we arrange a time and place then?

Hungry Jack's King: I'm sorry . Please accept this coupon as an apology for my inferior naming system.


Private Hartman (you got demoted ): You do need a new hat, indeed.


Creamed corncracker: You'll now find the CT forums are buzzing with activity... sort of. I hopes I didn't fail too badly.

Rotold McDotold: There's more mathematical goodness where that came from. 6>4! 1.6*10^5! Pi = 3.1415926535897 etc...

I sangel for Ice Angel: I see... you want me to give Skullcracker catgirls so that you can steal them... never fear, you can have some!

That one looks angry... better have some catnip to calm it,


Rude (Yes I am a fan of Reno/Rude pairings ): Hats are funny. eh?
Here is a picture of a tree; doesn't it make you feel glad you're not a tree?

[Bunny]

I would like another gift.

[Firo Volondé]

Jewish Priest: How 'bout some mail? I know it's just bills, but it's the thought that counts!

[Tasura]

This is highly humorous, go I'd like a gift (SPOILER)or three =P as well.

[Shlup]

Everyone loves free crap. I have keychains!

[Yamaneko]

Just because this thread is free doesn't make it any good. In fact, I'd pay in order not to waste anymore time in it.

[yanis]

I want another gift too!!! This time I don't want cookies:monster2:
Oh and I'm not Yannis Pappas, I'm Yannis Somethingelse!!!

[leon123]

can I have some pie

[Roto13]

I don't usually like math, but I shall accept your mathmatical gift and request another.

[oddler]

I must've missed this thread. But I'm ready for presents with arms wide open.

[Agrias]

i want a gift from the manly stud thereas known as FV!!!!

[Ko Ko]

My master Diango12 requests a gift of great calibre; please consider this offer with the greatest charitable notion.
Perhaps an interesting artifact to please him.

Thank you.

[mooglebunni608]

I got so many wonderful things with my gift certificate!
So to say thank you I got you a shower curtain with STUFF written on it!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Sure, I'm interested to see what you'll give me.

[Firo Volondé]

In Soviet Russia, chaos keys YOU!: I agree wholeheartedly! I mean, why have one stooge, when you could have three!


America's Shlup: Yo, Surf's up! And in keychain form this time!


Yam Necro: Capital choice, sir! Waste your time here instead!

Yannis Somethingelse!!!: It's not a cookie, but a biscuit.


Lion90210: Pie? Certainly.


Roto be or not roto be: Can you accept your gift in sea horse form?


If I said you had a nice Odd Eye, would you hold it against me?: *Sees wide open arms* Stop exaggerating that fish you caught. We all know it was this size: But, on the plus side, I traded that fish on the black market for a fur coat for you! (Woman not included )


Agrias to disagrias: What kind of person would I be if I didn't get you a brand-new Jaguar? Not a very nice one, that's what. So here's you Jaguar!


In a virile net: Tell your master, Diangoroo, that my free gifts require posting to obtain. However, you may have a small man riding a dog for your troubles.


Googlemoney$608: You know, a flashlight will help you check for bathroom murderers much more efficiently...


Zeus, Thunder God: What I haven't given away yet is a fishing rod. So, hope you like fishing!