Victor Evening: You like snowboards? What a silly questioni, everybody like snowboards! So this is for you.


Innocent until proven enshi: And here's your oh-so-excellent reward for posting: Free Italian lesson with this guy.

Mittopotamus: I purchased France for you. Srsly. Just fly there, kick Jacques Cousteau or whatever his name is out of his office and enjoy the best French presidency has to offer!

Rythological creature: Sure thing, it's all yours.

I was getting bored of it anyway.

Dingo666: A lifesize model of the car used in Back to the Future, you say? Well, it was a doozy, but I got it to you at great personal expense.


Leeza Simpson: No need to worry about that, I'm sending you a present that's sure to return to me sooner or later...