To any Mods out there: Yes, I double-posted. What're you gunna do about it?

Starstalker: Of course you can. Please accept the sacred cattleprod in thanks for saving our village.


No. 42?: I hired Disneyland for you and seven friends for the entire day of June 31st, 2007. I hope you guys have fun!

You can't come in here without a name, sir: A lifetime subscription to Playboy, you say? Sorry, I can't do that, but I can give you a nice ball of toffees.


Macwerewolf: No, but I sometimes run low on ideas. For example, you get a mere calendar, and not the good kind with pretty ladies on each month.


Charlie's Ice Angels: Aha, because I know as well as you do that, being a nun, you don't place much importance on material goods, right? I guess I'll just have to return the 96-inch plasma TV I bought for you... 'tis a shame indeed.