Cats or Dogs?

[Roto13]

Cats, on the basis that they're intelligent enough not to eat feces.

Just lick it.

[Marshall Banana]

Let me tell you all something about dogs:

THEY ARE BABY EATING DEMONS

I can't beleive- no, I can, I'm covered in BLOOD AND FUR AND DIRT due to those HELL HOUNDS. I went out to my almost step-fathers house, to take care of his dogs while he is at Yankee's Spring Training, and they're HUGE. HUGE TERRIBLE DOGS. I'm not a huge person, I'm 5'6'' or thereabouts, and these... these MONSTERS knock me down, rip my legs to peices, cover the ONLY PAIR OF PANTS I OWN in dirt and blood and grime and drool and now, I'm angry.
That big black one, he pulled off his collar on the leash just to come attack me.

I HATE DOGS.

HATE.

Your soon-to-be stepfather must have raised them to be that mean or just didn't raise them to know any better. Don't blame the doggies! =O

[Kossage]

I prefer dogs to cats, because they aren't as bossy as cats tend to be, they are cute, and in general a dog is like your very good friend. I've had a lot of fun playing with my uncle's golden retriever who is very intelligent.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

to prove my evil, i chose to chop them up...actually i like the dogs better, Dobermen...nothing beats them!!!they are great!!!vicious lil things!!!