Dogs.

Cats suck. I know that people say they're smarter or whatever because affection denotes primitive stupid beings.

If appreciating the person who feeds you, having fun, protecting others as well as yourself when danger comes along, and smply making yourself a joy to be around denotes some kind of extreme stupidity, then I'm afraid I like stupid animals.

The whole getting swatted at when I try to feed or pet my cat, and watching him run and hide and give me the evil eye when he isn't hungry thing- Well no. I don't enjoy that. If I had any inclination to do it, I would simply eat my cats. (SPOILER)Plus, the refuse from a cat is fouler than from chickens. Absolute worst smell on the planet. Ugh!