I pretended my name started with V because I didn't want to choose.
Dogs! They are man's best friend!
Cats! They are would-be tyrants!
Neither, I want to chop them both up.
*Poll Option Reserved For Anyone Who's Name Starts With 'V'*
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				I pretended my name started with V because I didn't want to choose.
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