Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Cats win obviously.
Honestly, when I'm feeling bored I like to go down to the SPCA and help solve this puppy infestation by bringing a sack and stopping by the river on my way home :evilking:. Dog's are stupid, annoying animals. I only ever met one that I liked, and he was more like a cat most of the time than a dog so it was understandable.