I once dreamed about a talking apple pie that held the secrets of the universe, so I had to go on an epic adventure spanning the 'verse to find the answer to the greatest riddle ever told. My companions for this adventure was to be a bipedal dog named Fido and a hairball named Urf. We faced off against a race of tigermen and zombie princesses. Towards the end, we managed to blow up a fish named Horus, who was also an evil scientist bent on univerisal domination through the use of apricots and yams, and save a French maiden from the grubby hands of a sophisticated aristocrat named Oui. Everytime he talked, he said "CHEESE IT".