Britney Spears is the Anti-Christ

[GooeyToast]

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

Bow down to your savior.

[Nominus Experse]

This is what happens when you have children

[The Mog Ninja]

weird...

[Fonzie]

Well, she is toxic.

[Tavrobel]

A little too poisonous, for the sake of sanity.

[Mogi]

Maybe they should just leave her alone for a while. Then claim that they thought she was sleeping.

[Fatal Impurity]

The newspapers must of thought "YES!! My retirement is paid for!" When they saw this story...

[The Mog Ninja]

LAWL yeah

[Jojee]

Is that really true? xDD

Wow, she has problems. More than I thought.

[stuffing]

I just hope some day she'll realize that her career has been over for about 10 years. Shaving you're head on the other hand is probably a desperate call for help, show biz has taken its toll ladies and gentlemen .

[mooglebunni608]

Is this a joke?
Cause I started giggling halfway through.

[The Mog Ninja]

i think K-fed (lol) tortured her by making her listen to his rap music, causing severe mental damage to her.

[Markus. D]

this is why we stray away from this and turn emo instead.

tsk tsk.

[Bunny]

This publicity stunt is getting a tad out of hand.

[Yuriev's ghost]

I hope she screws up whatever it is she's trying to pull and actually dies.

It's not so much that I want her dead as it is I want her to learn a lesson. Failing that, I want her dead.