actual guitar duels ftw...here is one i transcribed....

player 1 : chug eetwowowowoowojuggajuggawaaaahhhawahhhhh

player 2 : wowow *pinch harmonic* eetwahwahwahwowowahwowowoooo*WHAMMY BARRRRRRARARARARRR*
eet wee jugjugjug...jujgettyjugjujgujgujujgujujgujgujgujugjeettttt....

*player 1s head explodes....*

player 2 wins....

then that time back in the days of old when i entered a guitar duel with buckethead and zakkwylde and becker and friedman....all at the same time...we caused the ice age and the dinosaurs got wiped out and then jason becker and friedman tried to kill us all with cacophony but then friedman dubble crossed becker and then they were all like "OMG FAG!!!"

then becker challenged friedman to a duel and then he had to say ya otherwise he would have been labelled a woman for the rest of his life.....so anyways......it was epic....buckethead...bumblefoot and i watched on from a distance...out of range of burning debris....and then friedman actually byt soem cruel twist of fate beat becker in the duel....then becker feined having ALS so as he didnt have to play anymore END!!!.