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    Default I am the author. You are the pants. I outrank you!

    Catchy title courtesy of this handy little tool.

    Give it a try

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    I could dance with you 'til the pants come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the pants 'til you came home.

    YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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    When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my pants. That's the price she has to pay.


    >_>;

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    Why don't you come up sometime and see pants?

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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">Why are you wearing that stupid pants suit?</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=pants&ans=111" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

    Well that backfired.

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    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce pants. Aren't you?

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    "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was potato killed the beast."



    As for a pants quote..."Nobody puts Pants in a corner."

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    You take the blue pants - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

    I've got a feeling we're not in Pants anymore.

    This theundeadhero attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world theundeadhero didn't exist.

    Say hello to my little giraffe!
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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">When there's no more room in hell, the pants will walk the earth.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=pants&ans=103" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>
    Leave some shards under the belly
    Lay some grease inside my hand
    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    Keep your friends close, but your pants closer.
    How I met your mother, Donald Duck's parents style! Love at first temper tantrum!


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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants, too!</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=pants&ans=60" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">I see dead Aeris.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Aeris&ans=32" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">You know the difference between you and me? I make roadkill look good.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=roadkill&ans=89" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

    Now that's more like it.


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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">You're gonna need a bigger god.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=god&ans=26" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

    Got sick of everyone using pants.

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    I left the link on pants, didn't I?

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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">I say we take off and nuke the entire Space from orbit.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Space&ans=104" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">You know the difference between you and me? I make Tidus look good.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Tidus&ans=89" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

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