Worst Lyrics You Have Ever Heard

**Ko Ko** · 03-06-2007, 07:47 PM

What are some of the worst lyrics you have ever heard?

**Old Manus** · 03-06-2007, 07:58 PM

Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slipping.

**Sergeant Hartman** · 03-06-2007, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slipping.

Thief!

**Bunny** · 03-06-2007, 08:11 PM

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

**Roto13** · 03-06-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bunny

Bohemian Rhapsody

I hope that was sarcasm. >_>

I DEFY you to find worse lyrics than these. I was just post selected lines, but I don't know how to choose.

Originally Posted by LFO

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember...Remember when we met..That summer

CHORUS:
New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
For the summer.
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade Spic and Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzzlike a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Somthin' in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't 4get you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

Cheery Pez cold crush rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the BBOY Style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you becuz you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man MR. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color purple macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before
I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

CHORUS

**Nominus Experse** · 03-06-2007, 08:24 PM

Anything pertaining to the sickening mass of suck that is the power-pop, emo, screamo, or nu-metal conglomerate.

Let's be non-conformist TOGETHER! And sing the same songs, with the same power chords, with the same stage presence, with the same look, with...

/end rant

**Dreddz** · 03-06-2007, 09:14 PM

Korn - " I see your pretty face, Smashed against the bathroom floor "

I just dont want to know.

**Rye** · 03-06-2007, 09:21 PM

"I wanna waste her monthly blood, wanna get some on my love, wanna get some gasoline and burn the house down" ~ Seether - Gasoline.

Gross, man.

**Fatal Impurity** · 03-06-2007, 09:41 PM

I cant believe no-one mentioned this one!

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

**Araciel** · 03-06-2007, 09:50 PM

'i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this...sh** blood and c** on my hands'

good song but still..ew

**Shiny** · 03-06-2007, 09:55 PM

Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.

Originally Posted by Cut the Mullet Excerpt

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!

WTF is that.

Originally Posted by The Chicken Cow Excerpt

This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The chicken cow (X4)

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference

xD