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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cut the Mullet Excerpt

    The mullet is the reason why people hate you
    They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
    No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
    Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

    Cut the mullet x4

    Rock over London
    Rock over Chicago
    Sure White, it's the sure super store!
    WTF is that.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Chicken Cow Excerpt
    This beast attacked my brother
    It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
    His hands were frostbitten
    His hands were also numb

    The chicken cow (X4)

    Rock over London!
    Rock on Chicago!
    Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference
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    Wesley Willis was 1. awesome 2. mentally ill
    may he rest in peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Des'ree
    I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news
    These lyrics are so naff, you probly think I'm making them up don't you? Well I'm NOT!
    Last edited by MJN SEIFER; 03-07-2007 at 10:19 AM. Reason: Because, I made a MISTAKE - OK?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    the entire song he wrote

    Are u kidding me? The best song almost of the all times is ur worst lyric???? I bet u're using sarcasm like Roto said or you're just jealous u haven't made up such a great one like Bohemian Rapsody!

    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Body's aching all the time
    Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    This is actually one of the best lynes ever!

    Anyway mine is...

    Oh yeaaah ah ah.
    Is ah big dancehall song in know
    Madzart alongside Kevin Little
    You know how it is,
    You Know how we go
    You know


    Verse 1:
    For the longest while we jamming in the Party
    And youre wining on me
    Pushing everything
    Right back on top of me
    (tea hey ai)


    But if you think youre gonna get away from me
    You better change your mind
    Youre going home.
    Youre going home with me tonight


    Chorus:
    Let me hold you
    Girl caress my body


    You got me going crazy
    You turn me on
    Turn me on..


    Rap:
    The girl ya nah go get way tonite
    If she think madd man nah go fight
    Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
    Now she whar come fly way like kite


    Ooh yea yea
    Ooh yea yea
    Ooh yea yea yea
    Ooh yea yea yea yea yea yea
    Yea yea


    Verse 2:
    One hand on the ground and
    Bumper cock sky high
    Wining hard on me
    Got the Python
    Hollerin for mercy yea hey ai
    Then I whisper in her ear
    So wine harder
    And then she said to me
    Boy just push that thing
    Push it harder back on me


    Chorus:
    So let me hold you


    Bridge:
    Hug me, hug me
    Kiss me, squeeze me,
    Hug me, hug me,
    Kiss and caress me

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    Dive! Dive! Dive! lyrics by BRUCE DICKINSON


    (Frankly Seaman Staines, I don’t give a damn)

    Put an opening shot across your bows
    Got tunnel vision, hmm, pull the sheets in now
    Let 'em flap, oh let 'em rip
    This man o' war gonna sink your ship
    Gonna blow you midships
    Gonna dive tonight
    There's no release ‘till you're deep down inside

    Davy Jones gonna keep your bones
    No monkee business now you're on your own
    Turn your stern and cover me
    We're rolling swell just an old seadog like me
    Gonna blow you midships
    Gonna dive tonight
    There's no release when you're deep down inside

    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    No muff too tuff
    We dive at five

    Seaman Staines is down below
    Torpedoes loaded he’s ready to go
    Wait to discharge waiting to release
    As she rounded the horn we came up from below
    Gonna blow you midships
    Gonna dive tonight
    There's no release when you're deep down inside

    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    No muff too tuff
    We dive at five

    Come on, come on
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Yeah, Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Come on, Dive! Dive! Dive!
    No muff too tuff
    We dive at five

    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Sinking slow
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    Sinking deep
    Dive! Dive! Dive!
    No muff too tuff
    We dive at five

    (Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged)
    'All things are subject to interpretation; whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.' - Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roogle View Post
    I'm Japanesey? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    how bout this?

    MY WORLD - GUNS N ROSES (Unfortunately one of my fav bands)

    You wan'da step into my world
    It's a sociopsychotic state of bliss
    You've been delayed in the real world
    How many times have you hit and missed?
    You cat-scan shows disfiguration
    I wanna laugh myself to death
    With a misfired synapse
    with a bent configuration
    I'll hold the line while you gasp for breath
    You wanna talk to me
    So talk to me
    You wanna talk to me [7 times]
    You can't talk to me
    You don't understand your sex
    You ain't been mindsmurfed yet
    Let's do it [3 times]
    Oh my distorted smile

    **sex sounds ensue**

    Guess what I'm doing now

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    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
    Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
    So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
    It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

    It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
    I hope you had the time of your life.

    So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
    Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time
    Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trail
    For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

    It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
    I hope you had the time of your life


    ...I mean, what the smurf? Apart from the fact that the lyrics (especially the dead skin) have absolutely nothing to do with having the time of your life... actually, they don't mean anything at all. You'd find more sense in Jabberwocky.
    Money, power, sex... and elephants.
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    This is easy: Papa Roach so wins this one.

    Moments after:

    Listen up, turn it up and rock it out
    party on, I wanna hear you scream and shout
    this is real, as real as it gets
    I came to get down to get some smurfing respect
    taking it back to hardcore level
    you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal
    taking it back to hardcore level
    you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal.
    they are trying to be so bad ass, and boasting a certain bad boy rock hard image, then they go and do this in the next lines of the song:

    And I just wanna be, wanna be loved
    makes the song sound emo/rock bipolar or something. Even the tone of the first part is a more alt metal, and the second part just hangs out there like some kinda pop ~ really disgusting.

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    HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Akon - Smack That is one of the worst/lamest songs I've ever heard. It hurts my ears everytime it's played, and unfortunately - and only God knows for why - it became a big hit. Ugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!


    there was a picture here

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    That laffy-taffy. Shake that laffy-taffy, yeah.

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    Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005 View Post
    Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...
    wan't that the band of Fergie or whatever she was called?

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    Yeah it was Fergie, or Blackeyed Peas, her band.

    My lovely lady lumps.

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