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    I wear a mean dark pair a shades
    (You know we can't have one a nothing)
    (So we had to double up)
    You can't see my eyes unless my head is bent

    Dipset.
    REMIX!!!!

    [Chorus:]
    We fly high, no lie, you know this (balling!)
    Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (ladies)
    We stay fly, no lie, you know this (remix)
    Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus

    [Jones]
    PC blowticious, Lamborghini, it's audicious
    From Harlem to Hollywood I'm still hood,
    500 horses stuffed in my Ferarri hood
    smurf niggas talk 'bout MC's on my hills
    Hip hop was dead and killa gave me the will
    Black car fever got this nigga feeling ill
    It's the shop for a now nigga giving out deals
    (It's all about the Benjamen's baby)

    I'm flying off Lennox, in the Bentley all crazy
    The roof top as I am showing my ass,
    I brought New York back ya niggas ain't got a chance

    [Chorus]

    [T.I.]
    I ain't gon' lie I'm smurfed up, Phil died and we all sad
    The only one thing gonna get us by and that's the ball game,
    Then buy me a lonely crib 50 on the dog tag,
    Cracks on the deal that's twenty mill
    And you thought I have gone mad, now I had to gone
    Grab the spida at the red light,
    Blue florescent head light, you better get your bread right,
    You ain't a baller, you chase checks I check write, even when I got a dog outside on my neck right

    [Diddy]
    Hey ya hold up, pick a restaurant Chows or Chin Chin
    Now pick a car, which one I ain't been in,
    Pick a watch as long as the hand spinning
    Pick an actress which one I ain't swim in
    The yachts still on the deck
    Retirement plan I dropped it on her neck
    I'm still spending old money, Benjamen's remix 10 Year gold money mothersmurfers

    [Chorus]

    [Birdman]
    500 on the Bentley, 50 g's on the Caddy, 100 gs on my bar
    'Cause we boat living large
    Doing my thing with this uptown swang
    Nigga get it how we live like money ain't a thing
    I be stunning on them things everytime you see me
    Swang everytime you see me hang
    Best believe I got that thing.
    Pop up at the club nigga show them hoes love
    'Cause they know we make it rain so they show us gangsta love

    [Young Dro]
    It's like I'm skating on ice like Christie Yamaguchi
    Sit up in the Chevy eating blowfish sushi
    550 mint colored Benz me and Jin with the back camp twins blowing our flutie
    Hair real block 'cause you know we getting coofy, iceberg drop nigga now riding goofy,
    28 inches in the air, know I'm balling 'cause my whole Wrist pink and my neck kinda bluey (dro)

    [Chorus]

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    Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free

    and I can't stand the intro to 50 Cent's 'In Da Club'
    ...Geddit?

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    that easy breezy japanesey is pretty . Oh there are so many songs I could name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nookie by Limp Biscuit
    did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
    so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
    stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
    stick it up your
    *cringes*

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....

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    that candy shop song from 50 cent.... i mean....WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO SAY??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    Anything pertaining to the sickening mass of suck that is the power-pop, emo, screamo, or nu-metal conglomerate Rap, R&B and Dance.
    Rap has some good & bad, but thats already been discussed.

    As for House music, I'll say that there is alot of Dance out there that sounds silly & terrible, but the majority of all that is amateur made. It's a rare genre that commercialism has brought it benifits. Trance out today has powerful lyrics, and although they may be few & far between, a number pack a punch. I think this genre has great potential to improve, judging by how its progressed in a small ammount of years.

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    Everybody's FREEEE
    To feel good

    That song is rediculously cheap. They featured it on Venture Bros. just because it was so shaitie.

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    actully that paris to berlin song was written by a 5 year old
    " from paris to berlin, in every disco i go in, my heart is pumping for love, pumping for love, because when im thinking of yo. and the things we could do , my heart is pumping for love, you left me longiong for you"
    when do the carebears make an apperaNCE

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    I always thought the opening lines of Fairies wear boots really sucked but as it's Sabbath i'll let 'em off

    Goin home, late last night
    Suddenly I got a fright
    Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw
    Fairy boots were dancing with a dwarf,

    All right now!

    Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
    Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
    Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
    I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,

    Well all right now!

    So I went to the doctor
    See what he could give me
    He said son, son, youve gone too far.
    cause smokin and trippin is all that you do.

    EDIT: in reply tothe above post they did a world cup version of that which was even worse
    'All things are subject to interpretation; whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.' - Nietzsche

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    all 50 cent's outrageous lyrics
    PS3 owner, but not played RPG yet (teh) :sweatdrop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnie View Post
    actully that paris to berlin song was written by a 5 year old
    " from paris to berlin, in every disco i go in, my heart is pumping for love, pumping for love, because when im thinking of yo. and the things we could do , my heart is pumping for love, you left me longiong for you"
    when do the carebears make an apperaNCE
    I love that song, and that 5 year old must be pretty perverted as that song is concidered "sex" music on most radio stations...

    However have you heard the football song "We're going to Belin"? the world cup song, that is pretty naff lyrics, check out the chorus:

    We're going to Berlin
    For the world cup that we will win
    We're gonna win the world cup
    and win the world cup
    I can't remember the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara View Post
    99.9 percent of all rap.

    Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara View Post
    I didn't say all, I said 99.9 percent. There is a difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005 View Post
    Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...
    It's Black Eyed Peas, and it's not meant to be whorish - it's a parody.
    Heh Black eyed peas are crap anyway...plus forgetting the name of the band just shows how instantly forgettable and crap that song was doesn't it?

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
    99.9 percent of all rap.

    Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*
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    I whole heartedly agree with you! Rap sucks...heavy metal for the win!

    What the hell are you two talkin' about?!?!?!? Rap doesn't suck intirely!!!! If you ask me heavy metal suck a lot more than rap. But, I'm not the one to point fingers. *points at country music*
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
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    They didn't say it sucked entirely. .1% of it is decent.

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    Well, if 1% is cooler than all other forms of music, just imagine if the other 99.9% or even another 1% would chip in. *still pointing at country music*
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
    (SPOILER)BITCHES


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    Quote Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa View Post
    *still pointing at country music*
    Works for me. I don't really care for rap or metal, but country is by far worse. However, I love anything emo/screamo/hardcore/electronica/emo-pop/powerpop...

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